ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
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it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
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I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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