I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Randomize
