just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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