He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
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Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
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Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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