You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Help me help you realize you are a moron
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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