What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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