glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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