do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
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I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
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The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
this is an emotional support booty call
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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