did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
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The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
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She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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