garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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