I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
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with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
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um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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