How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Randomize