Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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