at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
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