I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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