yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
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you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
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Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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