Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
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