i just google imaged poop.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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