I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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