Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
Thanks for jumping on that grenade for me last night. You're the best wingman ever
She ate 7 of the 8 slices of pizza. I deserve a purple heart and sex w your sister
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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