Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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