dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
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I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
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Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
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