I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
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You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
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You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
These tits shall not be calmed
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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