My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
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well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
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Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
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