Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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