I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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