Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I supernannyed him into submission
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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