if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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