You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
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this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
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I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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