I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
Hahaha April fools!
Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
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Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
PS: I just woke up from my shower
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Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"