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• (518): View more from New York

  Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.

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• (310): View more from California

  Seriously where are the good guys?

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  The friend zone.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??

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• (585): View more from New York

  Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail

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  He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate

  (860): View more from Connecticut

  1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1

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