I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
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Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
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Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
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