Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
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So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
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I fill condoms, not promises.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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