You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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