Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Damn victory sex feels great
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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