so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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