We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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