My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Your penis caused this!
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