I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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