awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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