i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
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you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
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Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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