I am in a vortex of obligation.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
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I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
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Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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