i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
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Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
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I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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