In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
You don't make any sense
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