Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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