Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
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I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
All the doctor said was why
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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