party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
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I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
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I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
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