I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Randomize
