Dual....:-)
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
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I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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