Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
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Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
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I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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