I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
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its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
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Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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