Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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