I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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