glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
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please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
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Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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