i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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