fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
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Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
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the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is