But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
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I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
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he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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