Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
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I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
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Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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